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| This will be my last entry although I will probably stop in from time to time to check other peoples entries. If you want to hear from you'll just have to get in touch with me some other way.
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| Woot done with the first chapter of my book. Well not totally but it's into the editing stages at least. I've already selected a few people to read it and give me ideas. I already have some changes of my own that I'll be throwing in there but I'll make all of the changes at once.
Hehe I got away with not wearing green on St. Patty's day.
Be True Be Kind
Later
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| My Plan
So me and Jeff were talking today and somehow we got onto the topic of
pranks. We came up with a good one. I said if I were to go
crazy this is what I would do. We would get a clown costume and
makeup and everything. I would need many nerf guns and a water
noodle for when my nerf guns ran out of ammo. From the northwest
entrance of the winchester I would come in guns blazing hitting as many
people as possible. Quickly run through here shooting as much as
I could. Get to the stairwell put away the first two nerf
guns. Get another 2 nerf guns out while going up the
stairs. On the first floor I would exit out the front door and
start shooting everyone that was out front and outside. Run
between the parking lot and Student center climb the stairs and enter
the cafeteria. While in the cafeteria I would unload the rest of
the two guns I had, put them away and then take out the water noodle
and start hitting people as I ran past. Leaving the cafeteria I
would run to the right and out the doors to my ride waiting to pick me
up in his car. Yup that’s pretty much what I would do. If
you have any other suggestions I would be more than welcome to take
them. Either nerf guns or squirt guns. Or a combination of
both, and when I ran past shooting people there would be a voice from
the heavens saying COMBO... Maybe throw a few water balloons in
there also.
Highway Dating Service
Nick and I were chatting over the internet and where discussing the
birds and the bees; in terms of relationships, not the other thing.
The final product of that conversation was the question, how in the
world are we ever supposed to find females who'll date us?
Our answer: Start a dating service. The name "Highway Matchmaking".
This
concept involves picking a member of the opposite gender as a date
based on their looks their driving ability, and the car they drive
(Very shallow, no? Please note that the ideas and opinions of "Highway
Matchmaking" does not reflect those of its creators. We just made it
up. We don't agree with it!). Our service gives you the same
randomness that you would find with an online matchmaking, yet retains
the same vainness of trying to find someone you find physically
attractive. "Screw personality! Did you see that sweet ride?" (Please
note that the ideas and opinions of "Highway Matchmaking" does not
reflect those of its creators). Our screening process is quite
simple. We take your preferred choice of vehicle and send you on your
way with a "Highway Matchmaking" scout while driving around in one of
our road tested and approved "Matchmaking" muscle cars. High speed may
be neccessary for those ones that try to get away.
Here is an example of how our scouts can help you out.
"Hmm how about that station wagon?"
"That's an old couple."
"Yeah, but what do you think about the woman in it?"
"She's like 70!"
Okay, okay. You said you liked brunettes, right?"
"Yeah. . ."
"Two girls in the Beetle, two o' clock. Run them off the road!"
*Car Swerving noises*
"Highway Matchmaking, All you have to do is swerve and hit the man or woman of your dreams"
I hope you enjoy these. They are for your entertainment.
Be True Be Kind
Later
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| Ok to clarify a few things. I'm no longer looking for a girlfriend. It's not that I don't care. It's not that I'm shy, nervous, personal, hiding, or that I want to get my life straight. I just want people to stop telling me to ask people out. The only two people I really liked I asked out. I'm over it. (although I may make a joke here or that at my own expense). Despite what you all think I'm not interested in anyone I know or anyone who I know knows, or even someone I've seen walking past or on the rare occassion tv. Heh tonight someone made a joke about me making a call to someone thinking that I was asking them on a date. I found it funnier than they probably did.
If anyone has any questions they would like to ask. You know my number. You know my xanga. Get in touch and maybe I'll answer it.
As to sum up this post. I'm not going to look or build up to someone to love, and I'm not going to wait for someone to take interest in me. I've had my chances and if there were any they've had theirs. If I go through life single oh well choices are what they are and the future will be seen.
One last thing. Is it ok that I'm losing all my fear of pain. Cause someone said I would slip and fall into the fryer at work and I thought about actually doing it. It didn't scare or bother me at all. I'm just not afraid of anything anymore.
Be True Be Kind!
Later!
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